should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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