I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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