My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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