Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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