U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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