Is it because I queefed?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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