I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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