I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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