I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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