Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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