she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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