I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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