Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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