from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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