Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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