No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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