So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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