My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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