I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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