it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he was CRYING into my vagina
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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