We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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