i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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