I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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