we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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