Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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