Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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