You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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