Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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