Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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