why didn't you poke me back
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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