My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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