everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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