how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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