grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Fuck appropriateness.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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