He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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