Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Houston, we have a squirter
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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