talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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