yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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