swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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