So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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