somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so explain again why im purple
no
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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