OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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