NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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