Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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