thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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