Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I CAN MOONWALK!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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