you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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