hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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