pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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