you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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